Post #100

  I doubt this blog will ever come back. I may just post a thing or two from time to time, just so there's an enjoyable record of Pokémon images for someone to cycle through on a lonely afternoon. My health has declined too far to keep this going and I've reached my goal which I set out on a year and a half ago. 100 posts of Pokémon goodness. Chicken Soup for the soul. Comfort for the inner-child. In this final Double Fudge Chocolate Brownie update I'll post the final Truths and some reflection.
  I could never have done this without the help of so, so many people far more creative and artistic than myself. Thanks to Dorkly.com, The Straw Hat Samurai, Fuelbi, Pokemoncomics.com, Buzzfeed, awesome Photobucket/Flickr users, Geekstir.com, James Clark, Phatality, Smosh.com, Brendan, Comics Alliance, and anyone with a good idea and a willing heart to make us internet derpers laugh and reminisce. You are all awesome.
As for the rest of you comrades, fight on.

Magikarp Joke #372

with thanks to http://thelolbrary.com/

There's too much amazing in this post for me.

Slowpoke

with thanks to lyk_whoa_baby

15: [guest article]

"Oh Kecleon, you were just Game Freak's failed attempt at making a Chameleon type Pokemon. You suck sooooooo much. Seriously you're ability isn't even that useful in the game. I mean you turn into the opponent's type, but since most of the time attacks of the same type are resistant, the opponent could always pick another attack to use and get over it. Seriously, this ability has major downsides. I also think the stripes on its stomach is just a really crappy addition to its type. Another thing is that this is basically Gen 3's Sudowoodo. You couldn't advance until you uncovered the thing and either battled it or captured it."

with again thanks to Fuelbi?

The Bold Font Post

twofer!

with gracias to this train of thought

Haunted

note the birds in the top right of the second panel

with thanks to this guy's page

Drifloon

cenity

Drifloon. The candy wrapper Pokémon. They haunt garbage sites at night, and on come into the light on Valentine's day. No not really. I'm just jerking your chord. Drifloon's actual Pokédex entry, as we will see, is far more obscene.
Aside from the stupid x, the stupid string arms, the stupid heart shaped hands, the stupid concept really, what's the cloud thing on its head? It's beret? Does Drifloon surrender and run when you encounter it in the wild?
Back to the Pokédex thing. According to Bulbapedia: Drifloon usually try to grab children in attempts to bring them to the underworld, but these attempts always end up with the Drifloon getting swung around.


Drifloon is a Tim Burton reject. It's official