Drifloon

cenity

Drifloon. The candy wrapper Pokémon. They haunt garbage sites at night, and on come into the light on Valentine's day. No not really. I'm just jerking your chord. Drifloon's actual Pokédex entry, as we will see, is far more obscene.
Aside from the stupid x, the stupid string arms, the stupid heart shaped hands, the stupid concept really, what's the cloud thing on its head? It's beret? Does Drifloon surrender and run when you encounter it in the wild?
Back to the Pokédex thing. According to Bulbapedia: Drifloon usually try to grab children in attempts to bring them to the underworld, but these attempts always end up with the Drifloon getting swung around.


Drifloon is a Tim Burton reject. It's official