the eyebrow has been raised

yeah.
bitches

Trubbish. Yeah it's name is Trubbish.

Its a garbage bag. A used garbage bag. In fact it's packed so full there's sh*t exploding out the sides. It also has ears that function as a handle.
The developers probably had a moment when they thought this idea wasn't going to fly, but then one of the artists took the exact same design but added a sort of pathetic expression, and an overbite, and the developers were completely won over. Brilliance.
According to Bulbapedia, "they were born when a chemical reaction occurred between an abandoned trashbag and industrial waste." I guess they were also out of ideas for that too. They shouldn't sugarcoat it, they should just admit, "This Pokemon was created by accident and has no reason to exist, except maybe to remind people that they should dispose of their toxic waste properly." I'm all about honesty.

Cluster [guest article]

"As if the original Regis weren't enough, they decided to make this. I have no idea why this guy is growing trees on his shoulders. This has to be the most forgettable legendary along with Cresselia in the games. What is the purpose behind this thing anyways?"

thanks to Steadfast?

After The Series

Machoke with the cast of Jersey Shore

with thanks to Nihilist Penguins

  

....what

words fail me for what this guy is doing in front of me

[Interesting Article On Delibird]

Chris And David discuss the ecology of this guy we love

David: SANTY CLAUS!

Chris: According to Bulbapedia, Delibird isn't just a bird that looks like Santa Claus, he's actually one of the Pokemon that Santa Claus owns. And really, I can barely get my head around the fact that Santa has Pokemon, let alone that he has a little one that looks just like him but is also a penguin.

David: Santa Claus exists in the Pokemon universe? I was not aware of that, although I suppose it makes sense. I'd thought maybe it was just a coincidence. The name's weird, though. Like, delicatessen? Or is it a Deli-bird because it tastes so delicious?

Chris: Santa does, in fact, exist in the world of Pokemon. He has eight tiny Stantlers that can fly, and delivers toys to good trainers every Christmas.

read more here at ComicsAlliance

You have to admire the dedication, forrealz

With Halloween approaching I'd thought I'd post some photos of some great homemade Pokémon costumes, now you have no excuse to say you dont know what you're going as.

(man that last one is legend) much thanks to Smosh, this blog would not possible without sites like you

Have you ever been high as f*ck?

I mean I guess he isn't so bad. He's just wearing some kind of sweater, and his eyes are like a character from Alice In Wonderland dropping acid. He looks like a geek to be frank (frankness is what you no doubt have come to appreciate this blog for). I guess he's angry because his chess team isn't gonna get to use the AV Room after all, even though they reserved it for this afternoon months in advance. A great injustice!

Patrat

is a little better I guess, he has some kinda youthful spunk (he doesn't know he's gonna grow up to be that tool above). But man is he tripping balls. And why the mask? Do Pokémon really need secret identities? I think the mask is supposed to be allegorical, he's actually Rattata in disguise.

five

from Roflrazzi?

Norman Bates [guest article]

"Whereas Buizel was a cute Pokemon, worthy of challenging Pikachu in that regard, Floatzel was this horrifying spectacle of poor art design choices. I looked at it and instantly thought it looked like a 40-year-old mother, but also a cross dresser, so I came to the conclusion that Floatzel is actually a 40-year-old dad with serious issues. Booted from my party forever."

Thanks to Chris of Toy TMA

What would happen if North Korea invented Pokémon

thanks to Geekstir

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It's a stem cell

GamFAQ's: Goth+Lolita= Gothita [guest article]

thanks to Jack DeVries of Ign

"Oh man is that another sexy baby Pokemon? AND it's a bug?! Jackpot! It's the perfect storm of Pokemon nobody wants. Look, the only thing worse than a goth chick is that goth chick who has a kid and makes her baby be goth. That's this thing. She looks like juggalo baby."

Truth

Pokemon: The Later Years

thanks to Dorkly.com

Faillus

This guy just looks like a penis. ...god, those veins. Somebody at Nintendo has serious phallus lurking in their subconscious. Look at the expression of endurance and the long metal "shaft" he's holding above his head.

It's messed up that they encourage kids to pursue, capture, and raise these things; my kids won't be allowed to play with penis effigies.

Writing this has made me uncomfortable.

Its slow to get up in the morning [guest article]

thanks to comedic genius Brendan

"Two headed dinosaur with fangs? Cool. Two headed dinosaur with fangs and an emo haircut? Not cool. You can tell that Zweilous is emo because the heads just want to be alone." 

ketchup and mustard easter egg

I really hope the creators of Megaman sue GameFreak because honestly that's the only thing that's gonna stop them.

Look at that design. It has an egg for a body. Its thighs are pink. It has a fat pink dopey fucking baby face. It has bulbous jiggling shoulder fat. Is that supposed to be fire? No its an uninspired ketchup and mustard design that someone threw together at the last second. Oh it has cannons? The cannons are dumb unless you're 12 years old living in the South and your Dad lets you shoot his gun from time to time at birds and neighborhood cats. Then they're probably cool. 

Worked better on Blastoise kids. 

Apparently there are no gender differences between Magmortars, which makes sense because when you look past the cannons and at the face and "hair," Magmortar looks like a witch.

Honestly I am insulted when they evolve a good original 150 Pokémon into a fucking monstrosity. Magmar becomes this fat painted retard when traded. Kids don't trade your Magmar. I will fucking hunt you down.

with thanks to Geekstir

Glameow and Purugly [guest article]

thanks to David and Chris from Comics Alliance

Chris: I will guarantee you the guy who designed this is in an unhappy marriage right now.

David: Does [Purugly] get angry if you then catch another Glameow?

Chris: I would not doubt it. Also, if your Glameow knows the ability "Limber," when it evolves the ability changes into "Thick Fat." Which means there is an ability called "Thick Fat."

David: That's not even subtle.

Chris: It's pretty rough, but seriously, how funny is Purugly's "shirt?"

Yes!

Apparently this was this guy's senior portrait. Awesome.

reprinted with article: "You’re My Best Friend, In a World We Must Defend. Pokemon!"

"Remember that part in the first Pokemon movie where Ash kind of dies and Pikachu starts to cry? That’s probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I was only 10 when I first saw it, and it’s something I’ll never forget. Good thing he came back to life. Spoiler alert?"

it's also a compass

I'm going to bypass the Easter Island, Jewish-stereotype, Italian-women, mustache/muffstache jokes.

If I was a female Probopass I wouldn't know what to do with myself. Probably hide away from trainers so I wouldn't have to spend the rest of my life in the prison of a storage unit. I also would probably hide from the other Pokémon in one of those caves that you have to use flash to see anything. I don't think I could take the ridicule.

How could anybody think this was a good idea?

Apparently Probopass releases some kind of magnetic energy, from its nose (it attracts your eye), and its existence became pointless when compasses were invented. Can Pokémon commit suicide? ....well, yes, they can.

Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Explosion!