ketchup and mustard easter egg

I really hope the creators of Megaman sue GameFreak because honestly that's the only thing that's gonna stop them.

Look at that design. It has an egg for a body. Its thighs are pink. It has a fat pink dopey fucking baby face. It has bulbous jiggling shoulder fat. Is that supposed to be fire? No its an uninspired ketchup and mustard design that someone threw together at the last second. Oh it has cannons? The cannons are dumb unless you're 12 years old living in the South and your Dad lets you shoot his gun from time to time at birds and neighborhood cats. Then they're probably cool. 

Worked better on Blastoise kids. 

Apparently there are no gender differences between Magmortars, which makes sense because when you look past the cannons and at the face and "hair," Magmortar looks like a witch.

Honestly I am insulted when they evolve a good original 150 Pokémon into a fucking monstrosity. Magmar becomes this fat painted retard when traded. Kids don't trade your Magmar. I will fucking hunt you down.