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Ash Goes on a Date

Ash
…Yeah, so basically the best. The very best. The best there ever was.

Cindy
Uh huh…

Ash
What’s wrong? Hey, did I mention I’m a Pokémaster?

Cindy
Yeah, it’s come up…

Ash
I don’t get it. You should be falling all over me.

Cindy
So, how long did it take for you to become a Pokémaster?

Ash
Probably like 35 hours.

Cindy
Mhm…

Ash
I know, right? And I have all the legendary Pokémon.

Cindy
The what?

Ash
These Pokémon are so rare and powerful that they are fabled. There are only one of each of these in existence, fabled for thousands of years-

Cindy
But it took you 35 hours to catch them all?

Ash
Yes.

Cindy
What sort of crappy legends are those?

Ash
You’re missing the point. Look, I have badges!

Cindy
It took you a day and a half to become the very best in the world at this. Now what?

Ash
…

Cindy
I mean, it’s kind of sad. You kinda peaked at, what, twelve?

Ash
I didn’t peak! I…I can keep playing! I can catch them all! I can level them up to level 99!

Cindy
Isn’t that sadder?

Ash
…would you want to see my Diglett?

Cindy
I think we’re done here.

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