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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Bass (as in fish)
even sorrier than Magikarp
Uglay. I don't have much commentary on Feebas, he looks like he just realized wet his pants, and is shocked and undignified.
His spots. They look like they take the form of his nostrils, which looks weird (like the flesh was pulled up from his lips), and then those other spots must moonlight as spots (brilliance!). They look like holes in its cranium. Feebas is the nasal passages Pokémon. And it sucks hard.
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
No. 335: Zangoose [guest article]
"Now, I know what you're thinking."
"'Zangoose? Isn't that the Russian dude from Street Fighter?'
And I'm here to tell you, no, they are not the same. But, you're not the only one to get them confused. MessatsuGouFox of Deviantart also noticed a connection, and he drew the following picture which is, in the words of SupaFuzFurry, and I quote: "Amazingly hot".
So yeah, that exists.
Anyway, Zangoose is trying so hard to be cool, it hurts. He's got the narrowed eyes, the Digimon-esque asymmetry, the "scar" over one eye, hand-claws, and a lightning bolt shaped mark.
I don't think things could get any more Kingdom-Hearts-villain-style-middle-school-conception-of-badass, but WHOOPS, looks like another "Deviant", SkidzMcGee, is here to prove me wrong, with his "latest deviation", "Reaper Zangoose":
with thanks a ton to Da Straw Hate Samurai
And I'm here to tell you, no, they are not the same. But, you're not the only one to get them confused. MessatsuGouFox of Deviantart also noticed a connection, and he drew the following picture which is, in the words of SupaFuzFurry, and I quote: "Amazingly hot".
Anyway, Zangoose is trying so hard to be cool, it hurts. He's got the narrowed eyes, the Digimon-esque asymmetry, the "scar" over one eye, hand-claws, and a lightning bolt shaped mark.
I don't think things could get any more Kingdom-Hearts-villain-style-middle-school-conception-of-badass, but WHOOPS, looks like another "Deviant", SkidzMcGee, is here to prove me wrong, with his "latest deviation", "Reaper Zangoose":
Suffice to say this all is making me "viscerally sick".
If he was just pure white, I'd love it. If it was even symmetrical, that would be a step in the right direction. But I have always hated middle schoolers, and I make no exception for the shit they draw on the inside of their Social Studies textbooks."
Overall: 2/10
If he was just pure white, I'd love it. If it was even symmetrical, that would be a step in the right direction. But I have always hated middle schoolers, and I make no exception for the shit they draw on the inside of their Social Studies textbooks."
Overall: 2/10
with thanks a ton to Da Straw Hate Samurai
Baby Wobbuffet
Why Not?
Where do I begin? Well the chode is obvious. Wynaut has a fat limp dick on its head. Just staring at it makes me hate modern Pokémans and consider a more adult life. The baby Pokémon were a bad idea anyway.
"Calling all emoticons, we have a stupid concept for a Pokémon." The emoticons arrive on the scene. They do little to aid the situation. They do their job. We here at Double Fudge Chocolate Brownie have no respect foe emoticons.
And theres the other shit, like the sleeve ear things, the Charlie Brown-esque skirt, and chub legs (its chubbs). Skirts, Chubbs, and Chodes.
I mean who could look at this Pokémon and want it in their party? So why include it in the games? I don't remember Wobbuffet existing for any reason as well (except to swing out unjust KOs in Melee. man that guy pissed me off). Unown, another pointless Pokémon, makes a brief cameo in the tail.
Where do I begin? Well the chode is obvious. Wynaut has a fat limp dick on its head. Just staring at it makes me hate modern Pokémans and consider a more adult life. The baby Pokémon were a bad idea anyway.
"Calling all emoticons, we have a stupid concept for a Pokémon." The emoticons arrive on the scene. They do little to aid the situation. They do their job. We here at Double Fudge Chocolate Brownie have no respect foe emoticons.
And theres the other shit, like the sleeve ear things, the Charlie Brown-esque skirt, and chub legs (its chubbs). Skirts, Chubbs, and Chodes.
I mean who could look at this Pokémon and want it in their party? So why include it in the games? I don't remember Wobbuffet existing for any reason as well (except to swing out unjust KOs in Melee. man that guy pissed me off). Unown, another pointless Pokémon, makes a brief cameo in the tail.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Post #78
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sorry for the lacks in updates comrades. been dealing with metal health issues
Monday, January 2, 2012
Sunday, January 1, 2012
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