No. 335: Zangoose [guest article]

"Now, I know what you're thinking."

"'Zangoose? Isn't that the Russian dude from Street Fighter?'

And I'm here to tell you, no, they are not the same. But, you're not the only one to get them confused. MessatsuGouFox of Deviantart also noticed a connection, and he drew the following picture which is, in the words of SupaFuzFurry, and I quote: "Amazingly hot".

So yeah, that exists.



Anyway, Zangoose is trying so hard to be cool, it hurts. He's got the narrowed eyes, the Digimon-esque asymmetry, the "scar" over one eye, hand-claws, and a lightning bolt shaped mark.

I don't think things could get any more Kingdom-Hearts-villain-style-middle-school-conception-of-badass, but WHOOPS, looks like another "Deviant", SkidzMcGee, is here to prove me wrong, with his "latest deviation", "Reaper Zangoose":

Suffice to say this all is making me "viscerally sick".


If he was just pure white, I'd love it. If it was even symmetrical, that would be a step in the right direction. But I have always hated middle schoolers, and I make no exception for the shit they draw on the inside of their Social Studies textbooks."


Overall: 2/10

with thanks a ton to Da Straw Hate Samurai