Sunday, November 6, 2011

Genie Wooden [guest article]


"He’s kind of a cool genie-looking guy with a cool mustache, but I started to lose interest when I noticed he had a butt tentacle. Is it something awesome like a stinger or something? NOPE!
“The energy that comes pouring from its tail increases the nutrition in the soil, making crops grow to great size.”
So, he’s shooting fertilizer poképoop all over the place with his ass-hose. Great."



thanks to Brendan

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