Mudkip I liked, he was cute and friendly yet could do business (to the extent that any good original starter was professional). Swampert here is like the awkward teenage years of Mudkip, when growth spurts have thrown its limbs into strange lengths, its essence is now weirdness, and what was once cute is now just annoying (my teenage years were quite similar).
And let's not forget the uncertainty that buds so frequently in that era; Swampert hasn't decided if its a fish or a frog, if it walks upright or on all fours, if it has fingers and toes or pieces of pasta.
We can only pray that this too will pass.
But it won't because Swampert is the final evolution.
Stuck in adolescence forever.
Man that's gotta suck.
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