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boobs?

I don't have a very high opinion of Gulpin. This is obviously evident of its being posted here, but I feel apathetic to this evidencey. I mean what is this supposed to be?
When I first saw Gulpin I thought, slug? But then I realized I was hiding the truth from myself that its a booger. An animated booger. Slugs are far more evolved than boogers. 
Are those supposed to be hands? I first thought they were butts, then I realized they were breasts, but once I realized they were ballsacks, I found myself unable to un-see that. So I looked away.
There's also a dumb f*cking Inuit feather on its head. Christ