Maestro, if you could please

Hello fellows. This blog has reached its 50th post, or its 3 month anniversary, I don't know which is more noteworthy. They're both probably not very mentionable (later celebrations will be more triumphant).
Anyhoo in honor if this occasion I have uploaded a special guests (that's right, for pluralzies) article. Happy something comrades. 50 posts of comedy gold.


Luvdisc

The experts agree. Existence is futile.

The experts: ["Ladies and gentlemen, today's Pokemon is Luvdisc. Let us now bow our heads in prayer (if you're against public prayer, feel free to go over there and stare at the wall for a minute)...our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, and"]

"My worst pokemon award probably goes to Luvdisc in my opinion. Luvdisc is not only weak, crappy looking and pretty much annoying but then comes the fact that lovey-dovey trainer couples use them (My most disliked trainers of all)."


"Absolutely retarded and pointless"


"If it had evolved into Alomomola, then it would have some point in being a Pokémon. Poor Luvdisc, it will never be loved for its disc-ness."

"I'm just going to phone this one in guys, is that cool?"

"You’re kidding me. Luvdisc doesn’t evolve into anything and nothing evolves into Luvdisc. It’s completely contained to the one stage without any decent moves or abilities. I can’t think of a single person who would waste a slot in their party on this quintessential filler Pokemon, unless they were purposefully mocking their opponents. I really have nothing more to say about this one."

"perhaps the single dumbest-looking Pokemon of all time"


"No <3 for Luvdisc."

"Luvdisc has sparked so man "Worst Pokemon Ever" lists that we could run a "Top 10 Luvdisc Haters" as its own feature. Not much to say. It's a heart, it's a filler Water Type, and it's absolutely useless. And we hate to say it, but it looks like an ass cushion."


"The "Filler Underclass" Pokémon.
Pokémon developers have to balance the demands of both role-playing elements and battle simulation, so we'll forgive them Raticate, Bidoof, and other beasties meant solely for the earliest stages of the game. Less forgivable is Luvdisc, one of the leaders of the "filler Pokémon" underclass. Seemingly created as an afterthought to fill out the generational design quota, these ugly, preposterously weak Pokémon toil in the shadow of a ruling class helmed by Pikachu and friends. That is, they'll be overshadowed until the revolution begins and the forgotten proletariat Pokémon finally rise up to take terrible revenge on their cruel nonmasters (pop quiz: What's a Farfetch'd?). But until then, we'll just go on making fun of whoever thought a heart-shaped Pokémon was a good idea. Fight on, comrades."


"just forget Luvdisc even exists"

"Hey, now, come on, guys! Why does everyone hate Luvdisc? I mean, yes, it's got very poor stats... and its name and appearance totally contradice each other... And its effect is pretty useless... And its moves suck...

Uh... you know what? Never mind. :p"


"inordinately fun to rip on because it sucks so bad in every sense of the word"


"It's a pink heart fish... A blind two-year old could make a better design. Really, how is it any good. And I quote from smogon. com "Charm turns Luvdisc into a very sturdy physical wall that can survive two Caterpie Tackles and force it to switch out. " Nuff said"








...Well that about covers it. You aren't the worst Pokémon ever, dear Luvdisc, but you've had the worst send-off yet seen on this blog. 
Now some exit music

with thanks to: Pokemaster Bloggers, Wikipedia, Phatality, Pokemon of the Day Chick, Top Ten Lists Bloggers, Chris Pranger, Kat Balley, Jack DeVries, and someone else